Love Island USA: The Islanders Play A Serious Game Of Mouth-To-Mouth


>>Announcer: NO, IT’S NOT A
CHAPSTICK COMMERCIAL. IT’S THE ISLANDERS RUNNING TO
OUR NEWEST GAME. TODAY’S GAME IS CALLED “FAST
FOOD.” THESE FINE SPECIMENS WILL ENJOY
A DELICIOUS FIVE-COURSE MEAL OF THE FOOD THE REST OF US CONSUME
ON DAILY BASIS — FRENCH FRY, A FULLY LOADED HOT DOG, A CREAMY
STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE, A SLICE OF APPLE PIE, AND A BANANA SPLIT
FOR TWO. IT’S THE CHERRY ON TOP,
LITERALLY, AS COUPLES THE ISLANDERS HAVE THE MOVE ALL
THEIR FOOD FROM ONE END OF THE COURSE TO THE OTHER USING ONLY
THEIR MOUTHS.>>WHY?>>Announcer: THE COUPLE THAT
TRANSFERS THE MOST FOOD FASTEST WILL WIN. AND THIS JUST IN, WESTON’S A
LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER SO WON’T BE PLAYING THE GAME. INSTEAD SINGLE BOY WINSTON WILL
BE KATRINA’S PARTNER FOR TODAY. LIKE A LOVING MOTHER BIRD
FEEDING HER YOUNG, THE ISLANDERS WILL KINDLY TRANSFER MOUTHFULS
TO EACH OTHER STARTING WITH THE FIRST COURSE OF FRENCH — FIJIAN
FRIES.>>I’VE NEVER HAD SOMEONE SPIT
FOOD INTO MY MOUTH BEFORE.>>I’M HAPPY TO BE THE FIRST.>>THE KETCHUP IS SO DISGUSTING. IT IS MUSHY. IT WAS IN HIS MOUTH.>>
>>Announcer: WE’RE ONLY JUST GETTING STARTED. NEXT UP, HOT DOGS.>>
>>HE’S GOT BEER HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH.>>THEN I WAS TRYING TO TELL HER
TO JUST TAKE THE WHOLE THING AND TRANSFER IT, BUT SHE WAS TAKING
BITES OUT OF IT AS IT WAS HANGING OUT OF MY MOUTH.>>IT WAS SO GROSS.>>I DIDN’T KNOW I SIGNED UP FOR
STUFF LIKE THIS. I THOUGHT I WAS COMING IN HERE,
“LOVE ISLAND.” I DIDN’T THINK WE WOULD TEST MY
FEARS OF CONTINUE MINTS. IT WAS A NIGHTMARE THAT CAME
TRUE>>Announcer: NOW WASH THOSE
HOT DOGS DOWN. QUEUE MY SECOND FAVORITE
MILKSHAKE-THEMED SONG. ♪ MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE
BOYS TO THE YARD ♪>>OH, HELL NO.>>WE WERE FIRST PLACE UNTIL I
WANTED TO TRANSFER THE MILKSHAKE INTO HER MOUTH.>>I’M SORRY. THAT’S DISGUSTING. I COULD PUKE RIGHT NOW. THAT WAS SO DISGUSTING.C
I’M SORRY. I CAN’T.>>Announcer: I MISS INNOCENT
GAMES WITH PAINTBALLS AND STRIPPING.>>SO I HAVE MILKSHAKE IN MY
BUTT RIGHT NOW.>>LETTING IT OUT OF MY MOUTH
INTO HER MOUTH WAS REALLY DISGUSTING. IT FELT LIKE A WARM LUGIE.>>WE DIDN’T KNOW EACH OTHER
THAT WELL PRIOR TO THIS.>>WE DO NOW.>>I GUESS SOME
>>Announcer: NOW A SLICE OF APPLE PIE JUST LIKE MAMA USED TO
MAKE, AND SHE FED IT TO ME THE SAME WAY.>>I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.>>PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH, GO.>>I’M RIDE OR DO. I’M GOING TO DO IT, GO FULL
FORCE ALL DAY EVERY DAY. BUT WILL I HAVE NIGHTMARES
TONIGHT, YES.>>Announcer: AND TO FINISH IT
OFF, A BANANA SPIT — I MEAN SPLIT. EMMY VOTERS, YOU’RE WELCOME.>>I SCOOPED THE ICE CREAM
SUNDAE AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH, AND THE BANANAS JUST WENT ALL
THE WAY DOWN MY THROAT.>>WHEN I GOT THE BANANA SPLIT,
IT WASN’T COLD. IT WAS WARM.>>THAT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING
THING I’VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. I HAVE NEVER HATED ANYTHING
MORE.>>YOU JUST LIKE THE WAY I LOOK. JUST LOVE ME.>>IT WAS SO BAD.>>JUST EMBRACE IT.>>Announcer: TIME TO FIND OUT
WHO WON — I MEAN, WHO REGRETTED THIS THE LEAST.>>THE COUPLE THAT TRANSFERRED
THE MOST FOOD THE FAST ESWAS CASHEL AND KYRA.>>NUMBER ONE.>>NUMBER ONE, BABY!>>NUMBER ONE.>>Announcer: CONGRATULATION,
CASHEL AND KYRA, AND I CAN TELL YOU THE LEFTOVERS WERE
DELICIOUS. ♪ DREAM ON ♪
>>THE TASTE OF SWEET VICTORY. GOOD JOB, KYRA!

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